🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Google has decided we need another “fresh” design language—because apparently Material 2.75 wasn’t vibing hard enough? Introducing Material 3: Expressive—it's like they took a paint bucket and threw it at a Pixel! 🎨💥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We just wanted to ensure your apps are as confused as you are! 😅” Listen, fam, Google just bulldozed their apps into a midlife crisis, so get ready for *more* pastel colors than a 7th-grade art project gone wrong. 🖌️💀 It's like they saw the meme “This is fine” and thought, *Yeah, let’s do that but with buttons* Here are the highlights: ✅ Kinda new buttons (✨) ✅ A gradient explosion on every screen (💦) ✅ Features that will vanish faster than your New Year’s resolutions (👀) When the Pixel 10 launched, it was like, “You thought we wouldn’t upgrade? Bet!” then it proceeded to drop like a TikTok dance trend. 💃✨ Now, mark my words: In five years, we'll all be *hurling* our phones because everything will be so *expressive* that they'll actually start judging us. 💔🤖 🔥 This is the dawn of the “Uselessly Aesthetic”—M3, where style > substance and user experience is just a fad. We’re all stepping into a beautiful chaotic future…or we're caught in a glitch of Google’s glitch. *Watch out for the appocalypse, fam! It’s gonna be lit! 🔥💰*