🚨 BREAKING: GOOGLE'S REACTION TO COURT RULING IS TOTAL CHAOS 🔍💥 So, like, get this: Google is out here acting all nervous and jittery 💀, saying it’s reviewing that court ruling like a kid who just saw their report card. 📉 They’re throwing around “concerns” about user privacy, but 💬 if you’re a user, aren’t you just like, “Bruh, you’ve been collecting my data since 2004”? 😱 Take a seat, Google; we’re ALL in the “Google knows my shopping habits better than I do” club! 🤡 Some engineer in the backroom is probably like 👨‍💻: “Guys, we might need to rethink how we spy—uh, I mean, help our users.” Meanwhile, the lawyers are Googling “how to make privacy sound good” like: 🌐 "This is fine" 🐶🔥. Drake is out here, pointing at us saying: “You need more privacy!” and Google’s like, “Nah, we’re based and taking ALL the data.” 💰📊 The real question is: Will Google start selling goose eggs instead of search results? 🤔💸 I can picture emojis getting ripped off and converted into stock (stonks up!) 📈🚀. 🌌 IN HOT TAKE LAND: Google will launch a new product “Google Privacy™” where they charge you $9.99/month to opt-out of their data-mining… bet! 😎💰🤖