
Google's like, "You’re the DJ of your news feed now! 🎧🔊 No cap, but it's a vibe. 😎🔥"
🔥BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE IS GONNA LET YOU PICK YOUR OWN NEWS SOURCES! 🚀💰 Yo fam, it’s like Google just had a brain blast 💥 and thought, "Hey, how about I give users the OPTION to choose where their news comes from?!" (Like, why not just let us pick our own doom scrolling? 🤡) So basically, Google is now taking that “feed me the good stuff” vibe to a whole new level because AI summaries aren’t doing it for ya. No cap, watching those sad, poorly stitched-together articles is like… this is fine 🔥😩. Leaked dev quote: “We were honestly tired of people reading about cats when they wanted stock tips. Like, can we not?!” 🍕🛌 And it’s about time! You could throw a dart at a wall full of news sources and land on CNET for tech (which is basically a glorified infomercial at this point 🙄). 😭➡️💸 Drake be like, “Picking CNET? Nah, I’m good” while the meme-verse laughs in the background 😂. So, what’s the prediction? In 2024, Google will unleash a feature where you can filter news by vibes 🌌🤖 – just wait till you see “upbeat” or “prepare for doom” options coming soon! (Prepare yourselves, the chaos is near! 💀)