📣💥 Y'all ever feel like Google Search is that one friend who just can't stop talking about their podcast? 🙄🥱 *Introducing*: the *"Preferred Sources"* feature for your Top Stories carousel! 🎉🚀 💡👀 Now you can hand-pick your news sources like a chef selecting the freshest memes for a TikTok! 🍳💥 No cap, this is like telling Google, “Nah, fam! I don’t want your basic news, gimme that juicy hot gossip from my favorite niche TikTok influencer!” 🤡🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We realized people prefer sources that don’t make them want to burn their phones. So, yeah, let’s grab that sweet, sweet engagement! 💸💰” But let’s be real: Google is like that friend who always “forgets” to pay you back after dinner – just slightly less untrustworthy than a Twitter thread 🤭. This is a classic case of “I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying you’re a little cringe.” 😬 🔥🚀 *Prediction*: In two years, everyone’s gonna be using their *Preferred Sources* to only get news from their personal *Chaos Corner*, aka the wildest conspiracy TikToks. We’ll be reading about *how the moon is just a holographic pizza* while scrolling through a carousel of dog memes. Stonks to the max! 📈🍕💀💁‍♂️