🚨 BREAKING: Google’s Keep app has been sent to the great app store in the sky—oh wait, not the sky... the Google graveyard! 🪦📱💀 🤡 Is anyone surprised though? Like, fr fr, Google’s about as reliable as a cat telling you it won’t knock over your drink. 🙀🥴 The Apple Watch version of Keep has been more neglected than your gym membership during quarantine. 🏋🏽‍♂️💰 Ever since it was dropped like a hot potato in 2019, it’s been gathering dust—kinda like the “This is Fine” meme but with less charm. 🔥 Meanwhile, Google Calendar’s probably throwing shade in the corner saying, “I still got my watchOS game.” 😏🕒 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we thought about updating Keep, but then we remembered we have a billion other things to do, like watch meme compilations.” 😂 Google's watchOS portfolio is now down to THREE apps. Three. Like, come on Google, we're not playing hide and seek here. 🤦🏽‍♂️ Drake's pointing meme is just him saying, “Google, don’t do the absolute bare minimum!” 🚀 **HOT TAKE:** My prediction? In 2025, Google will rebrand Keep as “Google Think” just in time to launch a .0001% less useful version exclusively for their Lunar Surface OS. 🌒🤖 #Stonks