🚨🐸 Y'all. Google just smacked our physical SIM cards to the curb like they were that last slice of pizza no one wants 🍕💔. Yup, the Pixel 10 series in the US is now an eSIM-only zone, meaning if you're not down to go full digital ninja, you can take your crusty old SIM and toss it! 🚀💀 Meanwhile, Apple’s over there like, “We did it first, fam,” with the iPhone 14. Drake is pointing, but not at you. 🥲🤚 This is peak cringe for anyone who's ever had to wrestle a SIM card out of their phone (RIP to my fingernails, honestly). Here's a *leaked* quote from an imaginary Google dev: “Physical SIM cards are soooo 2020. Welcome to the future where even your phone doesn’t need a physical form! We think it’s based. 🤖✨” In a world where we can 3D print pizza but can’t keep a SIM card? Ain’t this just a spaghetti meme holding onto the sauce? 🍝😂 **Hot take**: By 2025, we're all gonna be strapped with a microchip in our brains instead of phones, and Google will say, “It’s just easier, fam.” MARK MY WORDS! 🔮💰