🚨BREAKING: Google is getting locked outta Japan like a weirdo outside a club with a fake ID! 🍻🚫🤡 Turns out their Pixel 7 has been banned for a spicy patent dispute over 4G connectivity. Like bro, 4G? We’re tryna launch into 5G and you’re still out here flip-flopping with 4G vibes! 🚀🔥 But wait, there’s more! The Pixel 8 and 9 might also get that ban hammer 🎸🎤. Imagine them as the next Frieza saga—coming in hot, but getting sent straight to the Shadow Realm 'cause your patents are sketchier than your ex’s excuses! 💀📉 #NotStonks "Who needs patents when you have AI?" said a **leaked Google dev** 🤖. No cap, this is the tech version of "This is fine" while sipping on a lukewarm Starbucks coffee. ☕🔥 Let's not even start on the *Pixels* looking like the ugly stepchild of the iPhone and Galaxy family 🤦‍♂️. What’s next? Bans on their *Google Home* devices because they made AI too chatty? 😬 **Hot Take** alert: I predict that Google will pivot and launch a *Pixel 7: Banned Edition*, complete with exclusive *“I can’t even”* phone cases. Share this chaos so all your friends can witness this tech drama unfold! 🎉💰✨