🤖💥 Alright besties, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Google just hit the panic button! 📞💀 They’re literally begging SCOTUS to hit the snooze button on a court order that demands a wild overhaul of their Play Store! Like, Google, you’re worth a gazillion dollars and you can't figure out how to sell apps? 🤡💰 Picture this: Google, in a meeting, looking like “This is fine” 🥵🔥 while dropping their latest line, “Yo SCOTUS, we need more time; the Play Store is basically a sketchy flea market and we can’t have that!” (not a real quote, obviously, but y’all get the vibes). Meanwhile, the lower court is like "Nah fam, your app policies are cringeworthy and need a glow-up, fr fr." 💅✨ But Google is out here trying to galaxy brain their way out of it, talking about "Let’s just Google it!" as if that’ll change the ruling. 🚀 So here’s my *unaltered* prophecy: If Google doesn't fix their Play Store before October 22, we might just see the return of flip phones as people go back to the true “no app” life – and honestly?! Stonks! 📉📲 #JustSaying Share this wild ride if you wanna keep the tech gods entertained! 🙌💥