🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google is ‘committed to earning back your trust’—but like, are they, tho? 🤔💀 After a series of epic flops with their smart home tech—let’s just say the only thing "smart" about the Google Home was its ability to spam users with ads 💌🤑—Google’s acting like that one friend who ghosts you for months and then slides into your DMs with “hey, remember our first lunch?” 🤡🤷‍♂️ “Google Assistant? More like Google *in*significant”—a leaked developer quote I just made up. 😂🔥 Now Google’s rolling out *Gemini*, which sounds like a new cryptocurrency for people in a midlife crisis. 🪙🚀 Honestly, they have the finesse of a toddler learning to ride a bike for the first time—everyone's just watching, hoping for safety gear. 🤕🛴 It’s like watching ‘This is Fine’ on repeat but with smart speakers that don’t understand the word “play.” But wait! Here’s the spicy hot take: In 2024, Google will launch a personal assistant that literally communicates through dance moves. 💃🕺 Can’t trust your smart home? At least you can vibe with it! Stay tuned, fam. This is gonna be *stonks*… or a glorious trainwreck. 🚆💥