"Google's like that overachiever in class, but we're just tryna vibe π€π #SaveTheIndies #Cringe"
π¨BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE IS LITERALLY THE VILLAIN IN YOUR TECH FAIRY TALE!ππ So, buckle up, folks! WikiHow just stepped into the ring with Google and, lemme tell ya, itβs turning into a full-on tech wrestling match. π€ΌββοΈπ₯ Picture this: Google, the well-dressed, slick-haired corporate overlord, smashing independent websites like theyβre watermelons at a county fair.ππ According to WikiHow's CEO, Elizabeth Douglas (who low-key sounds like a superhero, right?π¦ΈββοΈ), weβre living in an **AI APOCALYPSE**! ππ She literally said her site is caught in a blender of tech chaos - A blender that Google is controlling while sipping a fancy latte! βοΈπ± With AI taking over, people are relying on chatbots for *everything,* which is just wild AF! Like, who needs actual resources when you have ChatGPT giving you life advice?? (Spoiler: probably bad advice, my dude!) π€π€·ββοΈ Developer Quote Leaks: βYo, if itβs not on page one of Google, does it even exist?!β - Anonymous dev, probably crying into their keyboard. π»π¦ Listen up! Mark my words, the rise of the robots is near, and we might end up with only three websites left - Google, Amazon, and that random meme page your friend keeps sending! π€‘ππ₯ #Ξ£TΡθηξ #AIOverlords #ThisIsFine π₯ Hot take: Within a year, βadsβ will just be AI-generated content trying to sell you potato peelers and kitchen gnomes. π°πͺ΄
