🚨🛑 BREAKING: Google’s Gmail is NOT secretly training AI on your love letters (or your cringe memes)! This is a totally NOT misleading report, says Google. So you can relax with that “I regret everything” feeling while your inbox dank memes from that one friend who never, EVER reads the group chat. 💌🤡 Let’s unpack this chaos: Google is out here flexing its PR muscles, insisting they aren’t using our emails for the next “Skynet” project. “Nah fam, we’ve always known how to spell ‘definitely,’” said Jenny Thomson, Google Spokespokesperson (I’m sure that's her real title). 🧐💀 But wait! How did that Verge writer get opted back in? 🤔 Is Gmail low-key making moves like that ex who keeps sliding into your DMs? "This is fine. Everything is fine," said no one ever. 🔥💔 Meanwhile, if you don't want your existential dread turned into AI training data, you might need to roll back those “smart features”... but let's be real, nobody wants to live without spell check 🅱️🅾️💰. 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, Google will roll out a “Gmail AI” that writes breakup letters for you, while Anna Kendrick's "Cups" plays in the background. Stonks! 📈👀 Now go forth and share this chaos with your friends!