🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS ALERT🔥🚨 In a plot twist even M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t fathom, Google just slapped down rumors like a masochistic cat swatting at the most emotional ball of yarn! 🧶💀 Apparently, they’re claiming that NO, 2.5 billion of you precious Gmail users (that’s a LOT of emails, fam!) were NOT hit by mysterious security and phishing drama! 😱🤡 Picture this: You’re chilling with your inbox, and suddenly you see a notification be like 👀 "Your account's been phished! Stonks down! 📉" But Google? They’re like, “Nah fam, that’s just your ex trying to get back at you.” 😂 So what’s the tea, Google? Are you the true defenders of the inbox universe or just giving us the “this is fine” meme while the flames of security concerns rage behind you? 🔥💰 “I mean, most of our users can’t even remember their passwords anyway.” - Google Developer, probably. 🤖💀 So, what’s next? Google’s just gonna drop a crypto coin called "GmailCoin" 💰🚀 to cover it up? Or are we all just ONE suspicious email away from opening Pandora's Box? 👫👀 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, Gmail will be run by AI overlords who barter your personal data for virtual cucumbers in some dystopian email marketplace. 🔮🥒 #GmailMarket2025 #CopeAndSeethe Hit that share button if you’re as terrified and amused as I am!