💔🎉 BREAKING: Google can’t handle the chaos, so they're pulling the plug on Android sideloading! 🙅‍♂️🚫👉 But wait... maybe they just want to keep all that juicy data and cash 💰💰💰! This is like telling a toddler they can’t have candy because “it’s too dangerous.” Their solution? MORE regulations! 🤡 “Google: ‘We’re just trying to make the internet safe again!’” - Google Devs, probably while doing the Drake Pointing meme to fun apps 🍭📱🤖. But fr fr, who needs freedom when everything could be a malware trap? 🙄 "This is fine," said every Android user before getting hit with “app not verified” pop-ups. 📉 Stonks? More like No-Stonks for you, buddy! Leaked Developer Quote: “If I wanted my users to feel chained, I’d have them sign up for cable TV contracts!” 💀 In the wildest twist, I predict that by 2025, Google will require a blood oath for any sideloaded app. 🩸📜 Don’t sleep on it! Share this chaos and let the tech memes reign! 🚀🔥👀 #SideloadingGoneWild #GoogleChill #MemeTheFuture