🚨📱 BREAKING: Google’s doing the unthinkable, folks! They’ve unlocked the SECRET DOOR to sideloading unverified Android apps for “experienced users.” 🤯 I mean, when did we become the wild west of app installation? 🤠💻 Listen up, fam: Google’s like that overprotective parent that finally gave you the car keys after you promised you wouldn't "drive it into a lake." 🔑🌊 “We’re trusting you… but only if you're EX-PER-ienced! 🧙‍♂️✨” Who even qualifies as a power user? The guy who still plays Flappy Bird with a cracked screen? 🎮😂 ### Leaked Developer Quotes 🚨📝: *“Our app is so fire🔥, it’s practically arson,” said an anonymous dev. “But Google just wants to be the safety cop in a speeding Ferrari.”* 😂💨 And don’t get me started on Google’s identity verification process. You need to submit references, your life history, and probably a blood sacrifice to prove you’re legit. 🩸👀 **Prediction Alert**: By 2025, every Android user will be an “expert,” and the app store will turn into a digital buffet where the salads are just malware 🍕💩. Google will partner with McDonald's to create “McApps,” and you’ll need a Happy Meal to install anything unverified! 🍔💰 This is fine. 🤡🔥