🚨 BREAKING: Google just dropped a feature that’s cooler than your grandma’s dance moves at a wedding! 💃✨ Introducing *Preferred Sources*! Now you can curate your search results like you curate your Spotify playlist (which honestly, let’s keep it real—better not be just Justin Bieber). 🎶📅 So, what’s the tea? ☕💅 You can now pick your fav blogs and news outlets like you’re picking toppings at an ice cream shop 🍦! (But, like, *please* don’t add too many toppings, we don’t want a hot mess). Just search for your topic, slap that "Preferred Sources" button, drop the names of your go-to sites, and boom 💥—your results are now as *personalized* as your TikTok feed! Leaked Developer Quote: “We figured if people can customize their avocado toast, why not their search results?” 🥑💸 But let’s be real. Google’s just trying to make sure you’re only reading the opinions it wants you to read. 🤡💀 It’s like that one friend who only shares their Spotify playlist of sad songs to make you feel bad. No cap, this is the digital version of "this is fine" while the world burns around us. 🔥🔥 **Hot Take:** In 5 years, you'll need a Google subscription just to filter out the corporate propaganda from your search results. Mark my words! 🤖💰💥