🚨👀 Y’all ever seen a giant fall down the stairs? 🍌💀 Well, Google just faceplanted harder than the guy who tried to surf on a frozen lake. ❄️🏄‍♂️ That’s right, fam! 🤡 Google’s appeal got shredded faster than their app store policies! 🎉🔪 Epic Games rolled up like “gimme dat W” and served Google a big ol’ slice of humble pie! 🥧🍴 According to **totally real** and **definitely not a wild imagination** developer quotes: 👨‍💻 “We thought we could just keep the money flowing like a 90s DJ, but now the party's over! Thanks, Epic!” 🤦‍♂️💔 In a twist more predictable than a Netflix rom-com, Google now has to whip its app store into shape like a TikTok dance challenge! 💃✨ Imagine a world where you can buy games without Google taking a cut that’s thicker than the plot of your average soap opera. 😱🎬 DRAMA! And let’s be real, this is a classic “This is fine” moment for Google while Epic Games is out here sipping stonks juice like "You thought we were done? Nope, we just leveled up!" 📈🚀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2024, Google will morph into an open-source coffee shop where you trade app ideas for lattes, and the app store will run on vibes ONLY! ☕️✨ #FutureIsNow! 🦑💥 Share this chaos with your tech-savvy friends!