🚨BREAKING: Google GIVES UP on Sideloading Ban! Or do they? 🤔💀 So, Google just hit us with the “experienced users only” drama for sideloading Android apps—like they’re running an exclusive club you didn’t sign up for. 🥳💅 If you’re not wearing your “I AM AN EXPERIENCED USER” badge, you might as well get your phone locked in a drawer with all your exes. 🔒💔 It’s a wild world out there! 🥴 On one hand, Google is trying to keep the app creepers at bay with a fancy ID check. Just imagine: “Hi, I’m Brian and here’s my government ID to download a meme app.” 🥴 Stonks down for that cringy idea! 📉📵 But wait! They’re softening up faster than my brain after a night bingeing TikTok dances! 🙈💃 “We’ve got an advanced flow for EXPERIENCED USERS,” they say. Like if you've installed an APK without accidentally summoning the ghost of malware past, you’re with the “chosen ones.” 👑💻 Imagine this convo: **Dev:** "So do I need a badge to sideload?" **Google:** "Nah fam, just show us your social security card." **Dev:** "I’m not trying to join the CIA, I just want to play Flappy Bird!" 🐦🎮 Hot Take 🔥: By 2025, Google will drop an exclusive GOLDEN APP badge for the elite 1% who know how to sideload like pros. Normal users? Prepare for your phones to be a glorified alarm clock. ⏰🔮