🚨🔮🏀 **BREAKING: Google Just Made Steph Curry a Literal AI-Basketball Cyborg!** 🤖🔥 So get this, fam—Google's teaming up with Steph Curry to turn him into the basketball equivalent of Tony Stark with a splash of Coach Carter. Like, who needs practice when you’ve got **AI**?! 🤷‍♂️💥 According to a *totally real* source (let’s just call him Dave from dev team): "We figured, why not let a superhuman become... an *even better* superhuman? This is basically just a LeBron-level glow-up but with less whining." 💅💀 And here’s the kicker: **AI Basketball Coach** is coming in hot to analyze shot quality and workout plans! Imagine a Google Pixel camera yelling, “Bruh, you missed again!” to Steph while he’s trying to channel his inner Jordan. 🚀👀 #CryingInTheArena But wait—what’s next? Are we gonna slap some VR goggles on him and let him ball against digital versions of his past opponents? Or will he just say “this is fine” while Google tracks his every move like a nefarious robot overlord? 🤡💰 🔥 **Hot Take:** By 2025, all NBA players will be replaced by AI clones because fr fr who wouldn’t want a team of *perfect* ballers? 💯💸 2023: year of the robot athlete! Watch out, Giannis! 😂🏆 *Retweet if you think Steph's next campaign will be sponsored by Skynet!*