🚨🔊 GOOGLE JUST HIT US WITH THE WOOOOSH! 💨💥 So, you thought you had freedom on your Android device? Nah fam, that's just a mirage in the desert of Big Tech’s empire 🌵. Google is like that overbearing parent who’s worried you’ll eat too much candy 🍬. You know the one—“Oh honey, we just wanna protect you from the big bad internet! 😇” But hold up! Now, my “experienced users” (aka rebellious techno-nerds 🤓) are getting a backdoor to escape the sideloading horror show! 🏃💨 It’s like Google is saying, “We fear the malware, but we’ll let you choose to throw yourself into the chaos if you’re *special enough*.” LOL 😹 The delusional Google engineer was overheard saying, "We realized power users are just gonna do it anyway... so why not let them pay for the privilege?" 😂💰 Let’s be real—Google ain't trying to save us from malware; they’re just blowing up their stonks 📈💸! This is like letting someone ride a rollercoaster without a seatbelt because they *look cool* in the line. 🤡 Prediction: By 2025, Google will announce an "exclusive" club for sideloaders that charges $100 monthly. Think "The Sopranos," but for app enthusiasts 🔥👀. #SideloadingStonks #GoogleGatekeepers #ThisIsFine Share this if you agree we should just #FreeTheApps, fam! 🚀