🚨🔔 BREAKING: Google just dropped the cringiest tool since they tried to convince us Google Glass was a thing. 🤡💩 Say goodbye to your account being more secure than a blender with no lid during a smoothie party! Introducing the *"Trusted Contacts Scam-Blocker 3000™"*... or whatever they’re calling it! 🚀✨ Now you can let your friends gather ‘round like it's a cult meeting and help you rescue your account. 🥳 But like, real talk: if your friends are your go-to for tech support, congrats, your life is a dystopian meme! 😂💀 Rumor has it that a Google developer was like, “What if we just let people rescue each other’s accounts like they’re Pokémon? Gotta catch ‘em all...except, you know, scams.” 👀💬 #EpicFail #Stonks But let’s be real, this isn't going to stop the hackers who are out here making deepfake island TikToks while your grandma thinks she’s winning the lottery. 💰💔 This is fine! 🔥 🚨 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Google will hand you a holographic version of your "trusted contact," only for it to turn out to be a shady dude named "Stefan" from the dark web. You’ll sign your life away like it's the next Fortnite season pass. Mark my words, fam! 🌌💫🔥 #ChaosEnthusiast #SeetheAndCope