🚨BREAKING NEWS IN TECH LAND🚨: Google’s newest version of Android, 16, just dropped and your Pixel is now the slowest sloth in the animal kingdom. 🦥💨 If you've ever wanted your phone to take a nap on the lock screen, congratulations, you’re officially living that dream! 😂😴 Users are reporting that waking up their devices now feels like waiting for a burrito microwave countdown, but less satisfying. This could be the beginning of a revolutionary movement called "The Great Pixel Hibernation." ⏳🔥 One developer, who we’ll just call “Gabe the Great” (definitely not a real person 😏), was heard saying, "Slower lock screen? Just think of it as your Pixel practicing mindfulness. Namaste, bro." 🧘‍♂️✨ Meanwhile, users are out here looking like Drake in that meme, pointing at their non-Pixel phones, like, “Why can’t you be fast like my mom’s old flip phone?” 🤔👎 In a world where everything is instantly at our fingertips, Google’s embrace of sloth mode has fed the meme machine. 🚀🔥 Unhinged prediction: By 2024, Google will announce a new line of Pixel phone yoga mats... because *why not*. 😤💰 📈💀 Are you ready for a sloth-themed tech revolution?! Share if you dare!