🚨👀 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Google just slapped a *glow-up* on your holiday shopping experience and the internet is LOOSING IT! 🎉💸 Introducing the *agentic AI* that’s ready to be your personal shopper and calling assistant—basically, it’s like having your very own digital minion, but it doesn't even come with a thank you gift! 🦾✨ You know what this means? Time to retire your "buy me pizza” texts to your friends! 🍕💔 Ever had a moment when you needed to haggle with a vendor? 🤔 Well, now you can ORDER your AI to do the talking! Just imagine: "Hey Gemini, *make me stonks*!!!" It’s like if you asked Siri to call your mom, but instead she just buys you a PS5 instead and says, “This is fine” while the house burns down 🔥😬. 🚨 *Leaked Developer Quotes* 🚨: “Honestly, we just wanted an AI that doesn’t cringe with every purchase. So... here’s Gemini making calls without needing coffee breaks!” ☕💀 So sit back, relax, and let Google’s new tech do your shopping while you watch those the holiday sales go up! 📈💪 No cap, fr fr, I can totally see this ending in a *Heist Movie Gone Wrong* scenario! So mark my words, *by 2025*, we’ll all be arguing with our personal shoppers over *which* robotic overlord offers the best deals! 🤖💡