Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round, we got some spicy breadcrumbs from the tech kitchen! 🍞🔥🔥 Google just slapped the U.S. government with an AI deal so cheap it’s practically giving it away! Only *47 cents per agency*?? That’s less than the price of a bad vending machine snack! 🤡💀 And wait, here comes OpenAI and Anthropic moonwalking into the party like: “We’ll give YOU our AIs for a whole DOLLAR.”💰💸 This is giving me major *“Drake pointing”* vibes — DO NOT choose open-source if you can get budget AI like you’re shopping at the 99 Cent Store! 🚀💀 Imagine the conversations in the backroom at Google headquarters: “Alright, gang, 2026 is the year we turn these agency bureaucrats into AI tech wizards... Or at least we can get them to stop using Excel like it’s the 1990s!” 😵‍💫💥 But wait, this is just the start, right? 🤔💭 Mark my words: In 2026, we’ll see the U.S. Government rolling out “Gemini-fueled” drones delivering your mail. 📦💨 They’ll be like “This is fine!” as they replace postmen with robots! Can’t wait for the TikTok dances with federal agents in matching AI hoodies. Future’s bright, fam. 🚀🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #BudgetBae