🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF "LET'S NOT BE GROSS" TECHNOLOGY💥🚨 So, check it: Google just teamed up with a UK nonprofit (StopNCII, for those not vibing with acronyms) to smite revenge porn like it’s a boss battle in an 8-bit game 🔥💀. That’s right, folks, your nudes might just be safer than your Netflix password after this upgrade. Here’s how it works: you upload your cringe-worthy intimate pics 📸💔, and they generate a secret handshake in the form of digital fingerprints (a.k.a hashes). Your spicy pics stay on lockdown 🏰, and if some dirty ex decides to pull a fast one and drops that unwanted upload, BOOM 💥—HASHED OUT, removed faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. One Google dev was overheard saying: “We’re basically putting an invisibility cloak on your nudes. Take that, creeps!” 😂🔥 But wait, there's more! This could very well be the beginning of a new era where NO MEANS NO—like, even on the internet! 🚫👀🤖 Hot take: in 5 years, Google might just run for *President of Privacy* with StopNCII as their VP. Hold onto your hat, because revenge porn is about to become as obsolete as Internet Explorer. #Stonks 💰🚀