🚨 BREAKING 🚨: Google just dropped the *GEMINI* smart speaker and it's about to unleash *four* colors of sheer *mediocrity* into your home! 🤡💀 You heard that right — Google decided that having the capability to pair with your TV is the hottest feature of 2023. Wow, groundbreaking! *Tesla Who?*! 🎨📺 👀 Leaked dev quote: “We were going to add a feature that plays your favorite tunes, but then we thought, 'How about *colors* instead?' 🤔💭” Yeah, you heard me! 💁‍♂️ Say goodbye to functional innovation and hello to decisions fueled by espresso shots and corporate synergy! 🤖☕️ Just when you thought you’d seen it all, Google goes full *Galaxy Brain*: “Let’s make it sink with smart TVs, like no one’s ever dared before.” 🔮🤦‍♂️ *Stonks* will be up when they inevitably pair it with your microwave too! 🔥💰 Drake said “Hotline Bling,” but what about “Hotline *Bling* Back to the 2010s”? No cap, this is the fourth turning of the tech apocalypse. Prepare yourself for the new *norm*—a pastel-colored audio brick that listens while you watch *The Office* on repeat. 💀💻📺 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2025, Google will make an *entire rainbow* of speakers just for you to throw in the trash. *CRINGE* on legendary levels! Who needs *innovation* when you can just keep slinging colored boxes at us?! 🤯💔🌈