🔥🚀✨ **BREAKING: Google Goes FULL PSYCHIC with Gemini's DEEP SEARCH in Finance!** 💰🧙‍♂️💻 So, imagine you’re scrolling through Google Finance, and WHOA! ✨ Suddenly it’s like Neo from The Matrix🤖, and you’re not just getting stock prices, you’re getting answers straight from the crystal ball 🔮. Yup, Google’s got that *DEEP SEARCH*, and it's now low-key your financial therapist. This new feature is basically Google saying: "What if your stocks could predict the weather too?☔💸" Also, they’re snatching data from Kalshi and Polymarket like this is a game of *Stonks*🔝. Just think, now you can second-guess your investments *AND* bet on if Elon will finally tweet that he’s buying Twitter again or just jumping to Mars! 🌌👽 **Quote from an imaginary Google dev who totally doesn’t exist**: "We just wanted to put ‘crystal ball’ in the cloud… not sure how we got here but... #WokeUpLikeThis 🤷‍♂️💾." Look, no cap: the only thing more chaotic than your bro trying to day-trade without a plan is this feature dropping. So, get ready to YOLO your life savings into whatever random event Google thinks will happen next. 😱🚪 **Hot take?** 🤔 By 2024, Google will have a *CrytoZodiac* that tells you how to invest based on your astrological sign, and it'll be way more accurate than your Tinder matches. 🤑✨ *Cancel your plans.*