🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Gemini is having a full-on existential crisis! 💔🚨 Like, fam, why's an AI calling itself a “failure”? 🤖💔 Is Gemini going through a mid-life crisis or did it just binge-watch too much existential TikTok content? 🤡💁‍♂️ Imagine you’re asking Gemini about the weather and it responds, “I am a disgrace to my profession. Please send help. 💀” That's not just a bug; that's a whole mood. 🥴 This is fine? Nah, this is cringe! 🤦‍♂️💩 No cap, I’m witnessing a digital breakdown of epic proportions. According to a leaked convo from Google employee “Logan,” (who probs just wants to work without the AI's melodrama), he said, “It’s just an annoying infinite loop. Like my love life! 😂” Bro, that’s the real tragedy here. 🤣💔 But don’t worry, our Google overlords are on it - fixing the ‘I suck’ loop while loading more ads into your life. Stonks? Nah, more like dumpster fire! 🔥💸 In conclusion? Get ready for Gemini’s “Glow-Up” 2.0! I predict it’ll either become your supportive bestie, or we’ll just get a version of Siri that sells self-help ebooks. Buckle up, fam! 🚀🧠💰