🚨💥 BREAKING 🚨: Google just dropped some wild tea about their Gemini 3 🤖✨, but, like, there's a catch BIGGER than your WiFi bill after a month of Netflix binging! 📉💸 So, ya boi Google wanna make us feel safe with *invisible AI watermarks* 🕵️‍♂️💧. You know—the kind you can’t see, like your ex’s texts after they ghosted you 🤡. Oh, it’s just like trying to detect a TikTok that *actually* brings value—good luck with that! 😂🔥 Picture this: All new SynthID detector outta its cozy beta cocoon 🐛➡️🦋, ready to differentiate between your Aunt Barbara's cat pics and pure AI chaos—because when you think Gemini, you think “classy”! 💁‍♂️💅 But wait! The new nano banana pro is in town! 🍌🎨 4K upscaling and BETTER text recognition, so you can finally read what the AI was trying to say about your cooking disaster! But, let’s be real, if you need AI to help you cook, are you even trying? 🤨💀 Developer quote leak: “We’re basically using tech that’s as reliable as a blindfolded raccoon doing a trust fall,” said an anonymous engineer who just wants to go home. 😂 🚀💥 HOT TAKE: With Gemini 3, Google is one hand-drawn meme away from declaring war on reality. 2025 prediction: Your fridge will have a better grasp of human emotion than you do. Wait for it! 🍽️🧠🔥💰