🚨🚨 BREAKING: Google Just Summoned the WIZARD of AI: Meet GEMINI 3 (and why it's still smarter than your ex) 🤖💔💰 Yo fam, Google just dropped Gemini 3, claiming it’s the most intelligent model EVAAAR. 🤡💀 Like, we KNOW they said that about their last 500 AIs, but this one’s apparently been taking its vitamins. 💪🍏 So, what's the 411? This LLM (Large Language Model, not “Large Loser Model,” Google) can now read your mind better than your mom when you're broke and need cash 💸🔥. They say it’s super slick at “understanding context” and “nuance.” Translation: it can figure out you’re just Googling “how to cook ramen” for the 17th time that week. 🚀🍜 Leaked developer quote: “Bro, we just made AI that can understand the depths of human emotion... but can it explain crypto to my Grandma?” 🙃🤦‍♂️ Check this out: Gemini 3 is out here throwing shade like Drake aiming at ChatGPT with that "I’m not your friend" face. 😤 Drake pointing meme intensifies. But hold up, hot take: By 2025, Gemini 3 will be a therapist, life coach, and part-time barista all rolled into one—while STILL being better than 90% of humans. Get ready to spill your soul, my dudes! 😱💔🔥 #Gemini3 #AIOverlords