🚨 Hot Take Alert! 🚨 Google just dropped the bombshell we didn’t ask for: Material 3 Expressive updates for Pixel 6 and beyond! 🎉💀 I mean, hey Google, are you trying to make design aesthetic or just a glorified paint job? 🎨✨ 🧑‍💻 "We thought more colors would make users forget our privacy issues," said an anonymous Google dev, sipping on that corporate Kool-Aid. Trust me, my dude, it’s like trying to cover a dumpster fire with glitter. 🔥💅 They’re rolling out “features” (read: UI tweaks) like we’re all just vibin’ at the local coffee shop, sipping overpriced lattes, while scrollin’ through Snapchat filters - like fr fr, who cares?! 😂💰 Drake's pointing meme: 🔽 "We’re here for the memes, not the updates!" And honestly, who can blame us? Every time material updates drop, I feel like I’m just watching “This is Fine” dog go through a midlife crisis. 🐶🔥 But don’t worry, if your Pixel isn't rocking the latest & greatest, just slap a sticker on it and call it “vintage.” 👀✨ **🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME:** By 2025, Pixel devices will have a new feature that predicts your mood based on how many times you check TikTok. I’m talking full-on ***AI therapist*** mode. Welcome to the future, fam! 🤖💥