🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped their Gemini-powered smart home lineup like it’s hot! 💥🚨 Who knew AI was the new avocado toast? 🥑💸 So, like, just as Amazon was like “AI is our waifu” with their new Echo devices, Google came charging in 🚀 screaming, “Hold my silicon!” 🤖💪 Their new Nest devices are basically the step-parents that your Alexa never wanted 🤡. Honestly, calling it a smart home is an understatement; it’s like having a mini-Tony Stark in your living room, just minus the billionaire vibes (and the charm) 😅. Get this: Google is shoving Gemini into everyone’s face like it’s a high school science project, hoping that other companies will hop on the stonks train 🤑🚂. They want partners! They’re basically like “Join us or fizzle out in the tech graveyard.” 💀✨ 😳 *Leaked developer quote:* “Yeah, we’re trying to be the superhero of the tech world 🌟, but we also want to keep selling our overpriced gadgets. Just don’t ask us how to make them not break.” 😂🙌 🔥 Hot take: Get ready for a future where your fridge judges your snack choices while simultaneously playing Despacito on repeat. Welcome to the cringe fest of the century! Get in loser; we’re going shopping for more AI! 💅💥 #NotSponsored #GeminiIsTheRealMVP