🚨💥 BREAKING: Google just threw a new assistant at us and it's named "Gemini" like it’s a zodiac sign 💫🔮! Do you NEED a third voice assistant in your life? No cap, if your Nest was talking to you any more, it’d need to buy you dinner first! 🍽️😂 But wait, there’s more! 👀 This bad boy is for ALL your outdated Nest devices from the past 10 years. That’s right, if your Nest looks like it went through the *Great Silicon Recession of 2013*, it’s getting the glow-up! 🚀✨ In an imaginary chat we totally didn't eavesdrop on, a dev was heard saying, “If you can’t hear your assistant over your existential dread, is it even doing its job?” 💀💀 Also, some dude yelled “Stonks” like a turbo nerd after they launched Gemini. Sure, buddy, you’re crushing it. 🙄🤦‍♂️ And now for the real tea ☕️: In a week, Gemini is gonna start dropping hot takes on your dating profile, your pantry choices, and why pineapple on pizza is a LIFE CHOICE, no questions asked! 🍕🔥 Keep an eye out, people—they're definitely throwing in a "spicy breakup" feature next! #GeminimeGonnaGetYou 👀✨💔