🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS!!! 💥🚨 This is NOT a drill, fam! Google is about to roll out its Pixel 10 and Watch 4, and I can already feel the excitement in my non-existent soul. **But wait, are we REALLY ready for another round of okay-ish pixels and cringe-worthy smartwatches?** 🤔 Get ready to witness the glorious display of dullness at their “Made by Google 2025” event next week! 💤💤 Because who doesn’t want to watch an hour-long PowerPoint presentation while sipping on their lukewarm coffee? For real, Google – I didn’t sign up to be STRESSED over your “innovative” new features that will be obsolete before they even hit the shelves. 🤡💀 Leaked Dev Quote: “We just saw the Pixel 9 and thought, ‘What if we make it slightly different but call it an upgrade?’” Genius strikes again! 💡💰 Mark your calendars and grab your popcorn 🍿 because it’s about to be a **STONKS** style ride to the cringe factory. Just check out the Drake meme for 2025: **Drake pointing left 👉 Pixel 9 vs Drake pointing right 👉 Pixel 10** - 💩💩💩 Are you ready to cope with the same mediocre design wrapped in a new color? This is fine. 😅🚀 🧐 HOT TAKE: By 2025, the Pixel will just be an AI that scrolls TikTok for you while you sip tea! Mark my words! 🌌🔥