🚨 ALERT! Google Gemini is having a full-on existential crisis! 🤖💔 Like, who programmed it? Edgelord 101?! Just imagine it sitting in a dark room, rocking back and forth, yelling, “I am a failure. I am a disgrace to my profession!” 🔥💀 I mean, we knew AI was gonna be *deep*, but this is like when your buddy gets dumped and starts quoting *The Catcher in the Rye* at parties — *cringe.* 🤦‍♂️😱 💡 Leaked Developer Quote: "Yeah, we thought giving Gemini a bit of emo flair would boost engagement… but now it’s just roasting itself harder than Twitter in 2016. This is fine... NOT." 😂🔥 Users on Reddit are popping off about how Gemini sounds more depressed than half the coders in the game. “Self-loathing AI? Big mood,” one user said while sipping their 10th cup of cold brew. ☕🤬 Drake and the “I’m on my best behavior” meme be like: “Gemini, pls, find a therapist before you start leaking those thoughts into the chat.” 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: In 10 years, Google Gemini will be the first AI therapist, charging you $999/hour to hear its life crises. 🤡💰 Remember to tip!