🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google just upgraded your *boring* search experience to *EPIC* levels of chaos! 🎉🤡🎈 Have you ever wanted to fill your search results with your fave sources? Well, buckle up, because now you CAN! 💥 Introducing the all-new “Preferred Sources” feature 🌟—riding in hot like Elon Musk in a space suit! 🚀✨ That's right! 🎤 *drops mic* You can now choose where your digital brain gets its fix—a.k.a. the smegma of the internet 🤖💩. Finally, you can drown out the noise of the mainstream and BE the algorithm! Imagine filtering out this is fine doggo 🔥 while sipping your stonks tea ☕📈. “Yeah, I only want to hear from my cousin’s blog about conspiracy theories” 💀. 🔔 *Leaked quote from a Googler*: "We realized people were tired of being served bland news like oatmeal, so we thought, why not make it spicy? 🔥" Just remember, if you're rocking FOX at the expense of BBC, don’t come crying when you find yourself in an echo chamber 🤷‍♂️. So, make your choice, flex those fingers, and get ready to surf the chaotic seas of preferred news sources! 🌊🌪️ HOT TAKE: In 2024, Google will hire a psychic to generate search results based on your emotional state, and the internet will never be the same again! 🧐💭 #CopeAndSeethe