🚨💌🛡️ **BREAKING: Former Google Security Wizards Team Up to SLAY Email Threats!** 💥💰💀 Listen up, fam! You thought your inbox was safe? 🤯 Nah, fam, hackers are out here with AI straight up like "Skrrt skrrt, watch this!" 💨 So, feast your eyes on **AegisAI**, the latest squad of ex-Google security legends who just secured a whopping **$13 million** to combat those phishing emails that be creeping into your life like an unwanted ex! 🤢💔 🐟💌 The stat? Over **90% of cyberattacks** kick off with a phishing email — y'know, those ones that scream "Click me, I'm totally legit!" while actually trying to steal your entire life? 🤡 The team says: “We’re here to turn every ‘Nigerian Prince’ email into a ‘Nuh-uh, bye!’” 😂 It’s like if the Avengers fought *cringe* inbox threats instead of Thanos. Imagine them rolling in with laser beams saying, “This is fine, we’re just saving all your money!” 🤑🔫 🎤 Now, in a leaked convo, one developer was overheard saying, “If we can stop one person from falling for a phishing email, we’ve done our job… but also, I want my kombucha sponsor agency." 🍹🔥 🔮 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In two years, AegisAI will have **12 new versions** where they finally just become your personal email therapist 😔✨. "It’s not you, it’s the spam." 🥴💔 🔁 SHARE THIS with your squad, or get ready to be spammed till the end of time, no cap!