🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Google is about to drop the kind of “updates” that make your grandma’s garden updates seem like SpaceX launches. Mark your calendars for October 1st, because the new Nest Cam and Gemini updates are more exciting than watching paint dry in slow motion! 🎉💤 Imagine this: Google Nest Cam, now with 50% more “Who’s that in my yard?!” moments. It’s got “fr fr” better night vision, but let’s be real—if I wanted to see my cat at 3 AM, I’d just get a glow stick. 🐱💡💀 And don't get me started about “Gemini.” What is this, a space mission or your uncle’s midlife crisis? 🤔🚀 Apparently, it’s supposed to turn your home into smart-ville, but let's be honest, folks: the only thing smarter than my Roomba is the pizza delivery guy who dodges my trash can. 📦🍕 *cue the *stonks* meme* 👀 Developer quote dropped: “We decided to make Google Home even more convoluted—just like my dating life. #ChaosModeActivated” 🤖🔥 So, here’s the tea: By 2025, your AI will probably be throwing shade at you for not recycling, and good luck teaching it about feelings. 📅💔 **Hot take**: By 2030, our homes will be so smart they’ll be judging us on our life choices. Can’t wait for my Nest Cam to roast me for binge-watching reality TV. This is fine. 🤡💯🔥