🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google is out here trying to flex on the planet like it's training to become Captain Planet but only half of its powers work! 🌍💚💀 So, here’s the tea 🍵: Google thinks they’re gonna turn a measly 400-MW power plant in Decatur, Illinois, into the ultimate carbon-sucking machine. Yes, you heard me right! They plan to use this energy to power their data centers, while simultaneously pretending to save the environment. It's like buying a salad while you inhale a triple cheeseburger. 🐷🍔 Developer Quote 🔥: “Uh, we’re like, totally gonna capture some carbon, lol. But no cap, it could also just be a fancy smoke machine? 🤡🤷‍♂️” Meanwhile, their carbon capture technology is about as reliable as a celebrity's apology video. You love to see it! 😂🔥 And let’s be real: emissions will still exist, probably just in *depressing* amounts. It's like opening a window in a smoky room and thinking you're breathing fresh air. 🤦‍♂️ This is fine. 🔥🔮 **Hot Take:** In 10 years, Google will either be hailed as eco-friendly gods or we’ll find out they're just selling carbon credit NFTs. Investors be like: *stonks* 📈💰💀 What a time to be alive, fam! Share this chaos! 🤖✨