🚨🔥 BREAKING: Google Is Dusting Off the Old Speakers to Launch... A NEW HOME SPEAKER!? WE'RE SHOOKETH! 🤯💀 *Made by Google* officially went full-on Hollywood and recruited F1 legend Lando Norris because, ya know, they think *hearing* the sound of tires screeching is cooler than us screaming at our outdated Google Home. 🤡🏎️✨ In a cringe-worthy cinematic experience reminiscent of a lost Star Wars sequel, Lando is casually lounging on a couch (like it’s 2017) while chatting it up with Gemini, the glow-up voice assistant that’s basically Google Assistant on a caffeine high ☕🤖. But is it really *that* groundbreaking, or is Google just trying to shove their stale bread down our throats again? 🥱🥖 I can just picture the development team saying, “Guys, what if we launch a *new* speaker? But also, we’ll convince Lando that it's a revolutionary moment in tech!” 💰💔 And here's a hot take: this "new" speaker will probably just be a triangle with a USB-C port 💾🔺 (for charging, not for any real *functionality*). 2025 is basically the year we’re getting smart speakers that can finally cook our breakfast! 🚀🍳 I *can’t* wait to see Lando racing away from this marketing disaster later this year. *Stonks?* Nah, bro, more like *snooze-stonks!* 🤦‍♂️💤💸