🚨 BREAKING: Google just turned Texas into their AI playground with a WHOPPING $40 BILLION investment! 💰🤠 That's right, folks! Google’s laying down more cash than you can count on a Texas BBQ platter! 🍔🔥 Imagine three brand-spankin'-new data centers popping up like prairie dogs in Armstrong and Haskell Counties. 🐶💻 “Why Texas?” you ask. Because bigger is better, and Google wants to throw a *Super Bowl-level* party for AI and cloud storage! 🌩️🚀 And here’s a spicy leaked convo from the Google board room about this mega-venture: 👩‍💼 "Guys, we need to boost our data game!" 👨‍💻 "But where will we get 40 billion?" 👩 "Texas, duh! They have zero state income tax. Stonks! 📈" 👨‍💻 "Y’all know we’ll just be spending it on more servers, right? It’s like giving a kid $100 for candy but they just buy more candy. This is fine. 🤡💀" But wait! Google isn’t alone in this quest for domination – NVIDIA’s also getting in on the action. 🦾💥 You know what that means? A potential tech-bro WWE smackdown for AI supremacy! 🤼‍♂️ 🎉🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2028, we'll see an AI-pocalypse, where Google and NVIDIA battle it out while Texas BBQ becomes the official food of tech summits. Get ready for robots serving brisket and sipping sweet tea! 🤖🍵💥 #MemeChaos #AIuprising