🌟🏎️ **BREAKING: Google Unleashes AI Summaries on Discover!** 🤖💥 Google just turned its Discover page into *that friend who gets way too invested in drama* — you know, the one providing AI summaries that say, “Look, I read a headline and now I’m an expert!” 😂💀 Say goodbye to actual publishers and hello to **AI Opinions**! Stonks? Nah, *AI-who-asked*! 📉🤡 You thought your feed was already a dumpster fire? 🔥 Well, now it's a *AI-generated* dumpster fire! Instead of a headline, you’ll get three lines of genius-level insights from an algorithm that probably learned from watching cat memes 🔮🐱. In a world where news is like a burrito that’s just getting more stuffed, Google’s here to make sure it’s stuffed with AI beans. 🧠💫 Meanwhile, in a totally real leaked convo, a Google dev said, “We’re just trying to make it more chaotic. News was too easy to understand, y’know?” **LMAO, imagine flexing AI while crying about journalistic integrity!** 🚀💰 Here’s the big reveal: in 2025, Google AI will literally give you *second-hand* news from a Twitter troll. That’s right. Get ready for “Discover 2.0: Your source for questionable takes and juicy gossip!” 🤷‍♂️💥 No cap: **This is fine. 🐶🔥**