🚨 BREAKING: Google DeepMind just dropped the *hottest* new tech since sliced bread! Say hello to **CodeMender**—your new AI overlord that'll patrol your code like an overprotective mom 🦺👩‍👦. This bad boy spots vulnerabilities faster than you can say “compile error” and rewrites your messy code like it’s getting a glow-up at a TikTok salon! 💅💻🔥 Imagine CodeMender as the “Avocado Toast” for your code: looks good, sounds fancy, but leaves you wondering if you just wasted your entire paycheck. 💸🍞 Patrick Star voices: "Is this a meme or is it life?" 🎤 *This is fine* – it detects problems before they need a therapist! Developers be like: "I have no idea what’s happening, but I’m terrified" 🤡. One dev was overheard saying, "So, are we firing QA now? Asking for a friend." 😬💀 🚀 But wait! This could destroy entire coding jobs faster than you can say “infamous coding interview.” So buckle up, the future looks like every programming job might just turn into an hour-long coffee break with your existential dread ☕😱. 🔮 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll be begging our AI overlords to understand our code, but all they want is our unprocessed dark roasts! ☕🤖💥 #Stonks #DevLife #AIWTF