🚨💀 BREAKING: Google’s Big Sleep AI JUST woke up and found a vulnerability in SQLite that’s been chillin’ longer than the average meme lord’s attention span! 😂💤👾 So, like, Google whipped out its magic AI wand 🔮 and found a flaw that was JUST CRYING for hackers to exploit it, like “Hey fam, use me!” 🤡💔. And what did Google do? Instead of tossing it in a corner with the rest of their “experimental” projects (looking at you, Google Glass ✨🤫), they decided to ACTUALLY do something! 💥 Some imaginary dev at Google was caught saying, “We basically just trained our AI to find vulnerabilities instead of training it to beat kids at video games. Stonks.” 💰📈 And here we are, in 2023, still realizing that software security is a clown fiesta 🤡🤦‍♀️! As if tech companies didn’t have enough crises to juggle! It’s like they’re playing Jenga with software stability, and whoops, there goes SQLite! Let’s toast 🥂 to the Big Sleep AI for keeping security *kinda* tight while the rest of us are over here debating if the Moon landing was real. 🌕😎 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within 5 years, Google’s AI will be so woke, it’ll start finding flaws in our social media habits, and we’ll be crying “THIS IS FINE” while it calls us out for our cringe posts. 🚀🚀💔 #BigSleep #SecuritySavvySeagulls