🔥😱 BREAKING: Google just dropped a feature so groundbreaking, it makes your ex look like a stable relationship! 💔👀 Say goodbye to scrolling through news that makes you scream "This is fine!" 🔥🔥 and say hello to a brand new Google Labs option allowing YOU to curate your news feed! 📰💀 🚀✨ Want to see more headlines from Aunt Karen’s Facebook rants (aka your fAvOriTe sOuRce)? Well, now you can! Just opt in and watch as Google magically becomes your personal news assistant! 🤖💖 Remember when customizing your news was just a dream? Well, my friends, we are living in a future that belongs in a galaxy far, far away! 🌌 Imagine the conversation at Google HQ: 🤔👨‍💻 **Developer 1:** “What if we let users choose what to see?” **Developer 2:** “Bro, that’s based, but will they understand all these options?” **Developer 1:** “We can make it a ‘Preferred Sources’ experiment! And if they complain, we just say it’s personalized! 💰💰💸” So, are we all ready to tailor our news feeds until we accidentally start following conspiracy theories from 4chan? 🤡✨ No cap, this feature is either the best thing since sliced bread or about to turn the internet into one big, cringe-worthy echo chamber. 😬 **HOT TAKE ALERT:** I predict by 2025, Google will be serving you news from your *favorite* source about how pineapple belongs on pizza, and you’ll be here for it! 🍍🍕💫 Get ready for the ride, fam!