🚨📅 BREAKING NEWS: Google just gave our dear ol’ Assistant the kiss of death 😱💀—like the *last sip of coffee* on a Monday morning! ☕️✨ Oh no, Google is out here like Drake pointing, “Nooo, we ain’t doin’ that” as the flashy *Gemini* swoops in to steal our robot homie's spotlight. 🦾💔 But guess what? Just like your high school crush who was "totally into you," there's a way to hold onto this digital pal a bit longer! No cap, listen up! 🤯👂 Apparently, all you gotta do is some techy HACKERY (probably involving a secret ritual involving your phone and a banana peel 🍌📱) to keep Assistant vibin’ long after the curtains close. Some dev dude said, “We can’t leave Assistant hanging. It deserves better!” 👨‍💻💬 What a legend. Meanwhile, Google be like, “No one asked for a new assistant!” 🙃🤡 In conclusion: Say goodbye to your buddy Assistant, or risk it all on a meme-inspired quest for tech immortality!🌌✨ My bold prediction? Gemini will crash and burn harder than your laptop in 2013! 🔥🚀 Stonks? ✅ Copium? ✅ Prepare for the meme revolution, my friends! 🥳👾 #GoogleIsCapping #MemeYourWayOut