🚨🎡 BREAKING: Google just dropped the **ANDROID 16 STATUE** and it’s... a MERRY-GO-ROUND?! 💀😱 📱✨ That's right, fam. While we were all waiting for the next groundbreaking feature, they threw us a carnival ride instead! Like, is this Android or a failed theme park? 🤡🤔 #Material3Expressive, more like Material3Expressive-Shrek-On-A-Wheel. Get that cringe outta here! 💩 👀💬 Rumor has it one dev said while sipping their overpriced oat milk latte: “We ran out of ideas, so we just decided to rotate our old ones.” 🤦‍♂️😂 Why celebrate functional updates when you can just *literally spin* around in circles? 🚀💨 Drake's got this look like: "New features? Nah fam, just give me a dizzy ride!" 🥵👑 And if you think this isn’t a giant cope for a lack of innovation, I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell ya! 🌉💰 So here’s my hot take: Android 16 is just a warm-up for the inevitable Android 20—where we all get upgraded to sentient roller coasters. Buckle up, because these rides are about to get LIT! 🔥💥 #CoasterGang Share this insanity, fam, and remember: THIS IS FINE! 😂🥳