🚨💥 BREAKING: Google just yanked its AI model Gemma like a toddler at a candy store because a senator said it was throwing around wild allegations like confetti at a parade! 🎉🤡💀 In a plot twist twistier than a pretzel, Google said it was “SHOCKED” 🤯 — and I mean face-palm level shocked — that non-developers were asking Gemma questions. Like, bro, it’s called AI STUDIO, not AI RECESS! 🛑🧑‍💻 Apparently, Gemma decided to play judge and jury in some serious crime drama instead of sticking to its coding gig. *In the voice of the developer:* “Our bad, fam. Everyone always blames the AI, but like... did you feed it too many conspiracy theories?” 💬🤖 Senator Marsha Blackburn 🔥, on her crusade against the AI Apocalypse, was fuming like a grandpa with a busted lawnmower—“If it’s not factual, how about I fax you some reality?” Stonks drop, and the internet collectively goes "🤔💅". Hot take: Google’s gonna throw Gemma in a virtual corner and keep her on a diet of L7 memes and caution. 2023 prediction? AI becomes the next cast member on “Survivor,” and the real winner? The one that invents a Kool-Aid Man AI that yells, “Oh Yeah!” before spilling tea on all its users! 💪💻🚀💰 #GoogleDrama #GemmaGoesGigaBye #BasedOrCringe