🚨🍌 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE'S NANO BANANA PRO STRIPPED ME BARE 🍌🚨 So, I just tried Google’s new AI image creator, the *Nano Banana Pro* (seriously, who’s naming these things? 🤡) and fr fr, it took my shirt off without even asking! Like, I’m just here trying to make a cute greeting card, and suddenly I’m in an *OnlyFans* photoshoot 😳🔥. This bad boy is juiced up with Gemini 3, which means it’s not just a glorified Snapchat filter 🤖💀. Nah, it’s aiming straight for the throne of *Titanic 2: The Return of Leonardo Dicaprio’s Abs* - rendering hyperrealistic 3D figurines and blending my selfies into some Picasso nightmare. 🤯🎨 I can literally hear the developers now: “We wanted to enhance creativity—just not MY clothing choices.” 😏💰 But here's the tea, fam: if you think you’re not going to see ‘Nano Banana vs. ChatGPT’ trending by the weekend, you're living in *this is fine* meme territory. 🔥💩 So, grab your virtual wardrobe and let’s go full *stonks* on this wild ride! Next up: Google’s AI will literally create clothing options out of thin air. No cap. Calling it now! 🙌💥