🔥💥🚨BREAKING: Google's CodeMender is here to save your code (and your sanity)... kinda 💀🤖💻 In a move that screams "fr fr, we’re tired of hackers getting clout," DeepMind has dropped an AI agent that patches vulnerabilities faster than you can say "oh no, not another Trojan Horse." 😱🎠 This bad boy detects code issues and rewrites them like it’s auditioning for a role in a Hollywood thriller. *Cue the dramatic music* 🎶🚀 But wait, there's more! Stonks📈 for developers slipping into panic mode because they spent 8 hours fighting spaghetti code—while an AI just swoops in with the "hold my coffee" vibes. ☕🤡 Leaked convo: **Developer 1**: "OMG, can it fix my code?" **Developer 2**: "Only if it doesn’t end up being more buggy than my cat’s crypto portfolio." 🐱💰 And here's your meme alert: This is fine… if “fine” means a ton of devs losing their jobs to this digital overlord. 🤷‍♂️💔 💥🔥 *Hot Take:* In 5 years, devs will be the new code-hating, meme-posting baristas, handing you latte art while their jobs are performed by AI running on caffeine (and our tears). Get ready. 🌌✨ #CodeMender #AIFuture #CatCafeDevLife