🚨*BREAKING: GOOGLE'S AI STRIKES AGAIN*🚨 - But this time it's not with a new Pixel 🤖💔. Instead, our beloved, *cough* "trustworthy" Google AI decided to hand out phone numbers like a candy dealer at a kid's party 🍭. But wait—plot twist! Those numbers turned out to be SCAM CITY 🤡💰. Like, imagine calling a number thinking you're getting support and instead you find yourself in a dark alley with a guy named "T-Bone" trying to sell you a bridge. Talk about a "This is fine" moment 🔥🔥. 💔 Users are out here having their wallets robbed like they forgot to lock their cars—classic rookie mistake! 🚗💨 Stonks going DOWN, bros. 📉💀 If I had a dollar for every failed AI move, I’d be richer than Jeff Bezos at a pool party 🌊🍹. 🔍 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to see how many people would call these. Haha, just kidding—now I feel like a villain from a 90s cartoon!" 🎭 So like, should we trust Google AI? 🤔 Or is it time for a #DeleteGoogle campaign? 🤷‍♂️💥 Here’s the hot take—if Google doesn't start hiring some actual humans to look over their AI’s shoulder, we might as well send the robots to fetch our morning coffee because they’re clearly better at that than providing legit support ☕🚀. 🌌 In conclusion, all hail our new overlords - the gloriously incompetent AI scam lords! 2024 predictions: Google announces a new feature where you can instantly send your money to them. 💸🔥